THE G-Scene

Spring break is just two weeks away and the pressure is on to be swimsuit ready. Nowhere is this more evident then at the gym. Girls, we understand the anticipation, but save the booty shorts for the sand. No wonder the guys suddenly think it is acceptable to hit on us while working out, especially when doing the “doggy style” weight machine in those short shorts. Trust us guys, watching you sweat on the treadmill does not mean that we want to see you sweat in the bedroom. Just because we happen to glance over at you and catch eyes does not mean were checking you out. Let’s face it working out can get boring and you’re a little more interesting to watch than the food channel, but just a little. And those moans while doing your lifting? Don’t impress us, actually to be honest, we find it weird. And girls we hope we don’t have to remind you not to do that either. Attention frat boys! The gym is not an event and you do not have to come in packs. When you guys start hanging out with each other 24/7 and spot each other… we get a little worried. But one thing you do do right is wear your frat t-shirts because it gives us something to read and laugh at while aimlessly starring at your bodies. After a while you start to see the same crowd and you begin to give them nicknames, like “number 27”. When you start starring at yourself in the mirror, other people can see too, and sometimes your mirror face should not leave the privacy of your own room. Just because you are in the sit-up room does not give you permission to make up your own stretches; that happen to resemble your favorite sex moves, keep it for the bedroom… or better yet to yourself. If you need a little summary, moans and groans should be kept away from the gym. So with only two more weeks to perfect your six-pack don’t ruin your chances by the way you are perceived at the gym.

-the Girls Next Door

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